《To Fred: 亲密关系》FAKE还是FAKE

2、The Run-into

　　星期一是星期四以外在一周内最糟糕的一天。星期四，意味着我得在等一天才能得到周末的快乐，而周一，意味着一切噩梦才刚刚开始。
　　但最可怕的，还得是给噩梦星期一雪上加霜的语言学测试。
　　“Have you got yourself prepared for the quiz?” Lorraine asked.
　　Lorraine Bishop, my bestie in school. 一头金发没有使她变成一个blonde，反而成了这个可爱女人的特色。聪明又漂亮，这是Lorraine的标志，同时，也让她成了各个prom上最炙手可热的人选。
　　“I did! But it won't work. I just…I hate linguistics.” I almost yelled in the cafeteria.
　　"Come on, it's still only breakfast. Don't be so annoyed."said Lorraine.
　　"How could I be calm? Two hours later, I will be sitting in the classroom and stuck there, wondering about which one is better---to die or to fail the quiz."
　　"Ok, Miss 'stuck there'. So tell me something about the cute guy that you'd met three weeks ago on the main Street."我最恨这个婆娘的一点就是她不需要为成绩担心，她优越的课外表现和各种比赛足以支撑她获得每学期莫完美的分数。
　　“Don't even mention, I messed everything up. ”
　　"What does that even mean?"
　　"One week after Fred, I met his twin brother."
　　"那可真是典型的青春戏码啊，good for you，Alison!"她听到我说的话突然从餐盘上抬起头，眼睛放光（就像我事先预判的一样，Lorraine就是这么一个爱八卦的人），“So, you fucked both of them?”
　　"Shut up! I don't want the whole school to know about that, it's embarrassing! Besides, I didn't sleep with both of them, it's only Fred."
　　“Is he good in bed?”Lorraine彻底从早餐中抽身出来，开始关心我的“大事”。
　　但是她的问题也不禁让我这个正害怕着语言学考试的可怜学生开始回想起这段时间的经历。我和Fred还没有定下来，只是在约会阶段，我们大概每周约一次，并不是每次都会进行到那一步（你懂的），但是几乎每次都很高兴。但是到现在为止，我对他也不是很了解，只停留在爱好阶段，我还不知道他具体是干什么的（天哪，I am just but a slut）。但我已经下定决心要在下一次的约会上问问他这个重要的问题。
　　“Yes, he's very good. He's the best I've ever met.”我如实回答了Lorraine的问题。这个回答让我有点害羞，但是这确实是实话。我很享受跟Fred过夜的每一个晚上。
　　"So what about the other one. What's his name? Oliver?"
　　"It's George. Can we just stop talking about guys?"我意识到眼下最重要的事情还没完成，语言学测试之前，我还有一个多小时可以挣扎一下。收拾好餐盘，我拎起了包准备离开餐厅。
　　“Wait for me, Alison.”Lorraine在身后喊，她也准备离开了。
　　三小时后，我心情平静（bushi)地走出教室。要不是抓紧了最后的时间复习，我可能会在语言学课上提早感受死亡的魅力。不过幸好这个该死的quiz已经结束了，我拉着Lorraine走向操场，打算去篮球场看看Sean在不在。
　　Sean是我们的同级生——大二。Handsome and nice and-----gay(That's something made Sean perfect). 但他是隔壁德语系的，我总是嘲笑他的专业——毕竟需要比我多学一个词性（法语是阴阳性，德语有阴阳中三性。
　　在篮球馆不远处，我搁着开着的大门远远看到了Sean的身影，正打算上前，一个白色T恤的身影挡住了我面前的所有视线。接着，一个熟悉的声音响起：
　　“What are you doing here?”
　　我顺着那挺拔的身形往上看，终于在一个很高的顶点看到了来者的面容——Fred.(or?George?)
　　可是他为什么会在这？他是学生？不像啊？我第一次看到George的时候他可是穿着西装向证券交易所走去的——他绝不可能是学生。可是双胞胎不是应该一样大吗？为什么一个穿西装去证券交易所，一个穿着白T在高校？他们公司来学校调研？我在想什么，这怎么可能？
　　“Wondering about why I'm here?”the Fred or George挑了挑眉。
　　“Yeah, I mean…yeah, why you here?”，Lorraine此时拎着包追上了我“……Who's this?…Alison, don't you introduce us?”Lorraine嘴上说着让我来为她介绍，实际上却把手伸向了Fred or George。
　　“Hi, I'm Fred…emm Alison's date…lately.”Fred seemed a little bit shy, but he still held out his hand and complete the hand shake with Lorraine.幸好他做了自我介绍，否则我根本不知道该怎么解释我遇到了他双胞胎哥哥的事情，更别说我同时在跟他们两个约会。
　　"Well, be confident, handsome. I'm sure you won't be her 'latelydate' but a 'forever date' instead."Lorraine收回眼光，不怀好意地看着我，挤眉弄眼地，好像在说“he's sooo cute, lucky you! ”
　　"So, back to the topic. What are you doing here?" said Fred. His white shirt gave off a nice smell of sunshine. There was no wind at that moment，but somehow the air just smells so good.
　　“我在这儿上学啊。我是学生。你呢？”我慌里慌张地解释 一边想着我该怎么搞定两个长得完全一样的男人，同时能不被认为是个□□。
　　“我也是啊，我也在这让儿上学。”It's undeniable that Fred is extremely cute, 他灰棕色的眼睛里反射着太阳的光晕，头发向后梳着，看起来膨松极了，他浑身上下都散发着温暖的气息，就像……晒了一整天刚刚搬回室内的被单。
　　我强拉回钉在Fred头发上的目光，但还是无法停止思考为什么他在这儿读书但他的胞兄却出现在证券交易所的事情：“所以你是…大三？大四？”他看起来绝对比我大。
　　“I'm one of those poor graduate students who try to get further study after graduated from college.”他用手抓了抓头发，使它们更向后倒去。奇怪的是，这个旁人做必定会油腻到死的动作在他身上却显得无比合理。
　　“Well，I see………well, emmm Lorraine and I are still in a hurry for another class, so, see you.”在认识了George之后，我真的不知道该怎么面对Fred了，我在想是否应该找一个合适的时机告诉他我同时在跟他的双胞胎兄弟约会。可现在他竟然出现在这里？跟我同一个学校？研究生？这让我更加无所适从，见到他的次数的增加只会让我心里的愧疚感剧增，毕竟先和我约会的是Fred，可是……
　　“OK, so, I'll call you later? Are you free this Friday?”我最怕的事情发生了。
　　“Yeah, of course……I mean…why not? oh, I mean,OK ，so see you later.”我低咒一声，我到底在说些什么？
　　Fred走了，我终于舒了一口气。
　　“ 'Are you free this Friday?' You are so fortunate! Alison! He is one of the most handsome guy that I have ever met! Don't worry girl ! Go ahead and date him, and don't let him break your heart! ”said Lorraine. One of the most essential reasons then I love Lorraine is that she would never be jealous of me and she would always encourage me and would always be there for me. By the way, to date an handsome guy is definitely not something that could be jealous of.
　　But I was still wondering why. I mean---if Fred is so good, why do I still continue to date George?
　　Anyway, that's the story of the run-into. But I still didn't realize that it's just a beginning.