《微日记之说说说》匪我故耽

10、NPc对话串子

　　（视频铃…

　　A：你在学什么呀？

　　B：上课

　　心理健康

　　A：你不会没有静音吧？

　　B：没有（微笑……

　　A：你知道吗？我已经把心理健康那个2000字观后感写完了，5000字的论文我也快写完了。

　　B：微笑微笑

　　有水平

　　A：本来想给你看看，我的惊世大作

　　但是我想起来有一些就是老师说寝室里可能会有一些变态

　　B：！

　　A：偷看你的聊天记录，万一她把我的著作抄袭了怎么办？(⊙_☉)

　　B：笑死啦

　　A：哼（别把脸笑烂了

　　老师说有同学趁着别的同学熟睡，用他的脸解锁他的手机，翻看他的聊天记录

　　以前处理过这种情况

　　B：啊

　　A：大家都太变态了

　　因为他不仅看他的聊天记录，看他的日记，还抄袭他的作品

　　然后东窗事发，他们两个在那里对峙，然后一个同学就是口若悬河的说他的作品中哪句是出自什么作品，哪句是在图书馆的哪个地方哪个地方找的

　　然后另一个同学哑口无言，然后他暴露了

　　然后他被退学了

　　B：我的乖乖

　　另一：

　　她：在吗？可以借我50吃宵夜吗？我不是骗子，骗子会说明天还，我不还

　　我：我对你说，我对我这篇文寄予厚望（不在一个频道上的回答

　　我竟然把那种激烈的打戏与赛马的张力，还有情怀都写好了

　　我真的太激动了

　　我真是个天才，无师自通

　　再次发自内心的感慨

　　昨天的打戏部分，我本来打算借鉴史太公的，但我一翻开那个史记，里面的东西都是史里史气的，比如说他很厉害，没有人不信服的，匈奴一听说他在这里纷纷丢下兵器逃走了。

　　看了看，我又合上了

　　今天6点又爬起来去看大门了，笑了，一小时的志愿时光

　　她：怎么样？

　　我：小水洼很好看

　　另一：

　　我：你有没有发现自己什么天赋

　　她：脾气好[皱眉][皱眉][委屈]

　　自我调节能力强

　　我：开学第1天我就发现了

　　一股屁坐床下去，身子直接后仰

　　床板是裂的，现在这个床靠我的席与我整个躺下去来维持

　　没我不行

　　另一：

　　A：门口被人放置了若干桶面，与若干零食，毕竟海南这个地方灾难挺高的。

　　有点认真了，这次

　　但我真正想告诉你的是

　　是

　　是

　　蝶变真的特别好看，爱辽爱辽

　　强烈开心

　　B：我感觉自己真是疯了

　　B：忍着特别想上大厕的同时在这个夜市里漫无目的的闲逛

　　A：？？？？！！

　　另一：

　　A：差点淋成落汤鸡了

　　电瓶车还充不进去电

　　然后我腿上还被咬了一腿的包

　　现在我的拖鞋里面就一堆石子

　　（￣へ￣）

　　但，被屏上反光的自己迷倒了

　　看了自己半小时

　　所以我才不会被生活的困境打倒呢。[呲牙][呲牙][呲牙][呲牙][呲牙][呲牙]

　　鹿从夜中来，快步踏清秋

　　B：云（图片）

　　A：瑞幸红酒味的冰美式太难喝了。

　　罗森家的蛋糕不错。

　　我现在头好晕啊，尽管我只喝了两口。

　　难道说？难道说？

　　我就是传说中的一杯倒。

　　所以说就是小说中很萌的设定

　　可是这个感觉太难受了。

　　所以醉倒不是一件浪漫的事。

　　是一件要经过折磨的。

　　像在病中一样。

　　难受的事
　　B：哎，给你讲个故事

　　In a mysterious and beautiful fairy world, there live a male and a female fairy. They live in this isolated land, living a peaceful and harmonious life. However, a sudden adventure brings them into a strange modern human society.
　　One day, two elves in the forest playing, accidentally touched a mysterious gem. This gemstone instantly shines brightly, transporting them to a distant, time-and-time, waxy, modern human society.
　　In a world full of high technology and modern civilization, two spirits are mistaken for gods. Their presence evoked awe and adoration, and they were worshiped as sacred beings, and were greatly respected and worshiped. However, the good times did not last long. In the eyes of scientists, the two elves became subjects of study. They almost got stuffed and studied. In this process, they have experienced all kinds of hardships and hardships, but they have always firmly supported each other and faced the difficulties together.
　　In a flight, the elf and the elf meet a kind girl Amy. Amy saw the two fairy encounters, heart sympathize, decided to help them escape from the clutches of scientists.
　　With Amy's help, the two spirits began a thrilling escape journey. In the process of escape, the two spirits gradually adapt to this strange world. They learned the language, culture and way of life of man. In contact with human beings, they feel the kindness and warmth of human beings. In the process, male and female elves gradually fell in love. After some twists and turns, the two elves finally escaped the control of scientists. In their journey, they met many moving people and things. These experiences made them cherish their love for each other even more.
　　Finally, the two elves decided to return to their fairy world.
　　At the moment of leaving, they reluctantly bid farewell to Amy and other human friends who helped them. They were grateful for the kindness and friendship of humanity and promised to remember the experience forever. The two spirits who returned to the fairy world lived happily ever after.
　　They saw this experience as a precious adventure, forever remembering the kindness and friendship of mankind. They spread the beauty and kindness of human beings in their own world, so that more elves feel the strength and warmth. And in modern human society, people will always remember this miracle of the arrival of God. From this experience, scientists realized the wonder and the greatness of life. They no longer blindly pursue the power of science, but more respect for life, cherish nature. At the same time, the story has become a story that has been told by word of mouth, that the power of kindness and friendship in this world is immeasurable. In this world of change and wonder, the love story of male and female elves becomes a timeless legend.
　　Their courage, steadfastness and mutual support have inspired countless people to pursue the power of true love and friendship. This journey of adventure across time and space not only brings about the love of the two fairy, but also the precious friendship and growth of both worlds.
　　There's one more
　　2 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, go on, today is a good mood...
　　A：呃，听不懂