《晋江时报》雾凌you

3、介绍我的～～第二人格 给大家整个

　　hello，大家好今天又是我unlucky.韩～～～～～别问我今天怎么突然有点作妖，哦不，对其实我有了第二人格她叫you.hhh，别报警！！！
　　（切换人格中）
　　“咳咳咳，大家好me叫苟不剩，可以叫我gbs因为我最近加入了个苟氏家族，哦不，这已经是n个月前的东西了”
　　“在unlucky.韩不在的时候我会替大家更新，相信me，我一定会取代unlucky.韩成为新的特约记者！”
　　韩“尼玛你三臂吧”
　　（被迫切换人格中）
　　“大家最好被期待，会笑哭的”
　　（苟不剩：你没事吧）
　　unlucky.韩and苟不剩：谢谢大家为我们浪费了个几分钟，栓Q～～～～
　　后面有惊喜→

　　嘿嘿，怕大家看不懂，搞了个翻译
　　（yh?：你确定不是凑字数？）
　　hello,everyone, it's my unlucky again today. Han ~ ~ ~ ~ Don't ask me why I'm acting like a demon today. Oh, no, right. Actually, I have a second personality. Her name is Gou bu shen, don't call the police! ! !
　　(switching personalities)
　　"Ahem, hello everyone. My name is Gou Bu Shen Because I recently joined a Gou family.No, it's a month old family." "When unlucky. Han is away, I will update it for everyone. Believe me, I will definitely replace unlucky. Han as the new special correspondent!"
　　Han "Nima, you have three arms"
　　(forced to switch personalities)
　　"Everyone had better be expected, they will laugh and cry"
　　（Gou Bu Shen): Are you all right)
　　Lucky. Han andGou Bu Shen: Thank you for wasting a few minutes for us, Shuan Q ~ ~ ~