《············》咩少爷

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　　····················································我的小冉啊~我看到你的纯洁的心灵了~就算你被人○○××你也还是纯洁的好孩子！摸摸头~~·························································我的由哇~我知道你现在心疼~但是小冉比你更疼呢！她不止心疼，连那里也疼（咳咳~我说的是肩）你要相信爱的力量是无穷的，我为你们祈祷~阿门！········································································这两个可怜的孩子，你们要挺住了哇···································································小岸你要坚强啊!!!!辛全靠你了~你要乐观开朗啊~你看你能经常看到车祸哇、谋杀哇、凶杀哇···那是多么精彩的人生啊！一般人谁能像你这样，所以你是个不一般的人！你要好好享受你的才能哇！！干巴爹~~我看好你哦~~············································································小苏哇~我说你的肺痨病能治好不？麻烦以后戴个口罩撒~不要吓到小孩子啊~就算吓不到小孩子，吓到花花草草也不好啊~还有啊！既然你能从警察局逃出来，为什么不顺便砸开你的手铐呢~不要告诉我当时情况紧急你忘了啊~·············································································我的辛啊~你知道错了吗？你看到整件事的精髓了吗？你知道以后该怎么做了吗？被救出来的第一件事是什么你知道不？（不知道？）好吧，我告诉你，被救后的第一件事就是——大姐~麻烦你赶快去整容吧!像谁也不能像由警官了啊！多危险啊！你看看！被扎针了不说还被人抓走了~~你真是个苦命的娃啊~··························································································馒头大~~~~~您老人家是怎么了~我已经原谅你虐她们了~但是您也不能卡虐啊~（卡虐就像卡H一样，素灰常不道德的）~做一个有道德的人是我们每一个中华人民共和国的公民应尽的义务~知道不？······························································································不知道这样能不能混到一个长评·········································哦哈哈哈哈·························································································································································哦！我还要补充一点，小苏哇~要是以后戴口罩了记住一定要戴红色的哦！不是为了辟邪，而是为了当你吐血时不会吓到周围的花花草草····························END