《Cheap Stories》PerseusandAndromeda

1、Chapter one

　　The intellectual in Andromeda has placed a monitor in earth since the birth of solar system,from then on it keeps collecting the stories of the earth,the whispers of trees,the blends of clouds and so on.Until the 21 century, the development of the Internet surged floods of information before the poor extraterrestrial life,he was obsessed of these cheap stories product in little website,especially the web novels in mysterious far east of the blue planet.Finally, he determined to created something himself,in the form of web novel,but with some decoration.Pray just forgive its poor English,which looks like the primary students awful assignments.
　　The alien used to browse the Chinese little website, he was astonished of the erotic novels ,the simple plot and the direct drama made him intoxicated, he can’t help but keep reading them, like the whale in the sea swallows a flock(swarm) of codfish. He adored the novel which named’ the scholar teased little princess’ very much, so he managed to intimate the taste of this work and cooked another fried chicken, which called ‘the preacher and the tribe girl.’ So let’s read it.
　　The Preacher and the tribe girl
　　Once upon a time, a preacher came across an ancient tribe, where he saw some native women having a shower in the river, with swollen breast swaying as the mangoes in the trees. He was stunned by this scene, he convinced with strong faith that this was the heaven kingdom, so he decided to stay there leading the lost sheep.
　　But when the inhabitant in tribe could not understand his language, they can’t bear this old stuff with white cloak and black hood, even worse , they suspected the outsider has special purpose. So at last they hanged him on the tree.
　　When he was starves and thirsty, an old man appearing, to his surprise, he understand what he said, he promised to relieve him, but the premise is making love with his sixteen years old daughter. It made the preacher confused, the old man told him that he was the priesthood of the tribe, but his daughter was still a virgin when she was mature enough, and he explain more that in his tribe, virgins were the humiliation of their parents, which was ominous to the tribe, so he said,” The ripe fruit must be eaten as quickly as possible.” Although the preacher had the obstacles in his heart, but in the end he gave up because of the strong faith.