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9、体育课的暖心男友!! ...
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接上集林兮说道:“啊啊啊啊啊!这节体育课!”
陆皓宇说:“咋了?”
“没事没事!就是忘带防晒霜了!”
“噢噢!晒黑算了!哈哈哈操!”
“切切切!你才黑!”
“我才不黑嘞,就算你晒黑了我也不嫌弃!”
(林兮和陆皓宇的对话)
转眼间,体育老师叫他们去操场,太阳火辣辣的!连操场都被晒烫了。体育老师说道:“立正!”
同学们都站好了之后!体育老师说到:“向右转!”
“向后转!”
“向左转!”
“向后转!”
“向后转!”
“向左转!”
是的呀!同学们都照做了!同学1说道:“这大热天的,不中暑才怪咯!”
同学2说道:“就是就是!都脱妆了!”
同学3说道:“嘤嘤嘤!真无语了!”
同学4说道:“害!苍天饶过谁?”
同学5说道:“真TM无语了????我也玉玉了!!!”
谣婷婷说道:“大家想吃冰淇淋么?我去买!”
除了林兮和陆皓宇没说话,其他同学都说了想吃!然后谣婷婷就去买了点冰淇淋?!谣婷婷买回来后就把冰淇淋分给了大家,到了陆皓宇和林兮这里就说:“皓宇哥呐!你最喜欢的口味!还有你,林兮你的!”
陆皓宇说道:“林兮她来那个了吃不了!”
谣婷婷回答道:“哦!”
等谣婷婷走后,林兮小声的说道:“我想吃!!!我快热死了!就吃一点点!”
陆皓宇回答道:“一点也不行!我就是不让你吃,哎~真凉快!可惜你吃不到!害,可惜了!略略略,你吃不到,你就看着我吃吧!!”
林兮说道:“切切切~英语来了!Take a hike!You eat with that mouth!do you like this one in the series, most can only live 2 sets!You destroyed my ability to tolerate idiots.You must have to roll over more than a few times to get an even tan.what's wrong with you?Your right brain has nothing left ,and your left brain has nothing right.Can't you do anything right!What a stupid idiot!You stupid jerk!You must use a Band-Aid as a maxi pad and Chapstick for deordorant.Don't nag me!A room temperature IQ.stop talking,you lower the IQ of the whole street!You’re just a good for nothing bum!you have a lot of nerve!You’re a disgrace!You are out of your mind.I don’t want to see your face!Don't waste my time anymore!Drop dead.knowing that you are not happy, I feel at ease.I wish l had never met you.Knock it off!Don't give me your attitude!You’re a jerk!Who do you think you're talking to!I’ve had enough of your garbage.I hate you!Get over yourself!the prices of everything, is more and more cheap.You"re the reason God created the middle finger.It’s none of your business.If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse!If you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance.So much spice , so much pain.I am not the grass, you mean don't always go to my here hair!You're never too old to learn something stupid.Don’t bother me.girl, your bed is always people are hurrying to and fro., so busy.Cut it out.Get out of my face!If you were drowning, I"d totally toss you a Cheerio.You’re just a good for nothing bum!You must use a Band-Aid as a maxi pad and Chapstick for deordorant.You must have to roll over more than a few times to get an even tan.You’re a disgrace!不服嘛!我吃不到你也别吃了好吧?略略略!”
说完之后,林兮就把陆皓宇的冰淇淋丢到了垃圾桶!呃呃呃......!
陆皓宇说:“你可以!!!!!服你了??????????”
林兮得意的说:“切切切~你别吃了!你也吃不到!哼!!!So much spice , so much pain.stop talking,you lower the IQ of the whole street!You're just a piece of shit!You're such a bitch.do you like this one in the series, most can only live 2 sets!Drop dead.You’re nothing to me.Don't nag me!Don't waste my time anymore!girl, your bed is always people are hurrying to and fro., so busy.You eat with that mouth!what's wrong with you?Cut it out.I’ve had enough of your garbage.Your right brain has nothing left ,and your left brain has nothing right.You"re the reason God created the middle finger.the prices of everything, is more and more cheap.I wish l had never met you.”
就在这时,体育老师说道:“起来跑步了!”
说完之后,同学们都不情愿的跑了起来,嘴里念着:“一二一!一二一!一二一!一二一!一二一!一二一!一二一!一二一!一二一!一二一!......”
跑到第3圈时,林兮在半路晕倒了!谣婷婷说道:“啊!真矫情!”
陆皓宇一看到就跑过来抱着林兮到了医务室!医生说道:“只是中暑了而己,没什么大事!记住别让她吃凉的太多!”
陆皓宇回答医生说道:“知道了医生!”
过了20多分钟,林兮终于醒了!陆皓宇高兴的说道:“你终于醒了!可把我着急坏了。”
林兮说道:“偶买噶!你在谣婷婷面前说是个温柔的大哥哥!在我这像个小屁孩一样,真是服了唉!”
陆皓宇回答道:“略略略,她可和你不一样!医生说不要吃太多凉的!知道没有?”
林兮回答道:“知道了!”
说完后,林兮心想:“陆皓宇也挺好的!嘿嘿!有他真好,希望年年是他!”
陆皓宇说:“再过几分钟就下课了!你再待几分钟吧!下节可数学课!慢慢听吧。”
林兮说道:“知道了!”
叮当当!下课时间到......
………………………………(此处省略吧)
叮当当!上课时间到……
林兮和陆皓宇回到教室!数学老师说道:“起来!”然后同学们就纷纷站起来!
同学们说道:“老师好!”
老师说:“同学们好!起坐下!”
同学们说谢谢老师,就坐下了!
数学老师就开始说道:“数学是个坑,埋葬文科生……”(反正就是说了一大堆关于数学)
叮当当!下课时间到……
………………………………!
到了晚上……
未完待续……