而戚亦寒早已经下车了,韩粤可能也是反射弧太长了,所以慢半拍而已。接着,他们两个人的耳朵里就充满了后面的车按喇叭的刺耳声音。如果不是因为戚亦寒现在不是警察,早对他们喊了一句“都别按了”。但是他现在不能喊,只能看着躺在马路上的这一具尸体。没错,这是一具尸体。可能是因为放在阳光下暴晒的原因,尸体已经有一些腐烂了,而且还散发着令人窒息的味道。戚亦寒和韩粤两个人好歹是见过尸体的人,于是见到这个场面并不止于直接晕过去,不过也够他们受得了。 后面那些车主们因为看到前面不开车,所以便连忙下来查看。谁知道看到的却是在马路中央躺着的一摊烂肉。心理承受能力差的直接晕了过去,好的也只是自己找了个垃圾袋吐了起来。戚亦寒抬头一看后面排成长长队伍的汽车,心中冒出了一种不安。 但是这时候却有一个M国人喊道:“Come on, there are two people killing people here!”(快来人啊,这里有两个人杀人了!) 戚亦寒:“……” 韩粤:“……” 没有办法,戚亦寒只好对韩粤说:“报警吧。”韩粤便让他手下的人报了警。他们在原地等了好久却也不见M国警察来,于是前来围观的众人难免会有些不满:“Hey, what\'s the matter with you two! This is a dead man. Why didn\'t you call the police? Did you really kill this man and dare not call the police?”(哎,你们两个怎么回事!这都死人了,你们为什么还不报警?难道你们真的是杀了这个人而不敢报警?) 戚亦寒:“Everybody be quiet and listen to me first. My friend and I just came to do something, but we didn\'t expect to meet this matter here. We have called the police! If someone is in a hurry, we can be responsible for you!”(大家安静一下,先听我说。我和我的这位朋友只是来办点事情而已,却没有想到在这里遇到了这件事情,我们已报警!如果在场有人事情特别急的话,我们可以为你们负责!)之后又觉得不妥,又道:“Please trust the police, and at the same time please trust my character. The police will be here soon.”(请大家相信警察,同时也请相信我的人品。警察马上就会到的。) 这时,却有人道:“Who do you think you are!”(你以为你是谁啊!) 戚亦寒差点儿就把“我是你老子”这样的话说出来的,但是最后还是挣扎了许久并没有说出来。 这时,警察终于来了。 戚亦寒虽然特别想给他面前这个警察一巴掌,问问他为什么现在才来,但是最后还是勉强挤出了个笑容。可是在他的眼神当中却无处不表达着“你怎么这么久才来”。 但是这时候警察却到了他的面前对他说:“Is this your car, please?”(请问这是您的车吗?)戚亦寒看到警察指的那个车,正是韩粤平时买菜的专用车。韩粤看到了,刚想说“这是我的”的时候,戚亦寒却拦住了他,对警察说:“Yes, this is my car.”(没错,这是我的车。) 警察“Oh”了一声,之后又对戚亦寒说:“As this matter is of great importance, please come with us.”(因为这件事情事关重大,所以还请您跟我们走一趟。)之后戚亦寒还是没有憋住,指了指他们的人和韩粤,说:“These two people, one is driving just now, and the other is my friend. Excuse me, don\'t they have to go with you?”(这两个人,一个是刚才开车的,一个是我的朋友。请问他们两个还不用跟您走吗?)戚亦寒再次用实力证明了自己确实是有“职业病”。 警察脸上的表情有些尴尬,说道:“Oh, it was my negligence. So ...... Please three of you come with me.”(哦,是我疏忽了。那么……还请您三位跟我走一趟吧。)戚亦寒向韩粤做了一个“请”的手势,韩粤却还是面带笑容,地走了。
戚亦寒和韩粤他们两个人是分开审问的,所以一般审问的问题都会不一样。 戚亦寒虽然是面带笑容,但是眉眼间却满是戾气。不过这警察倒是什么都不怕,却没想到不小心露出了他的大花臂,这让戚亦寒不得不说了句:“不干净。”他知道那警察听不懂,所以这才敢说的。谁料那警察下意识地说了句:“What?”(什么。)戚亦寒笑了笑,说:“It\'s nothing. If you have anything you want to ask, just ask it, and I will answer it truthfully.”(没什么。您有什么想问的就问吧,我如实回答就好。)这估计也是这警察在职这么多年,第一次看到这么听他话的了。 “What\'s it called? How old? Where people?”(叫什么?多少岁?哪里人?) “Love Q.Twenty-eight years old, Z country.”(Love Q。二十八岁,Z国人。) “Love Q?” “Yes, this is my English name.”戚亦寒估计想到了这人待会儿肯定会问自己的中文名字,但是想了想却还是觉得不说了。 “When did you find the That corpse?”(你是什么时候发现那具尸体的?) “Three fifty _ four p. m.”(下午三点五十四分。) “According to the forensic doctor, the body died about an hour ago. So what were you doing an hour ago? Have you seen this body?”(据法医说,这具尸体大概是在一个小时之前死的。那么你一个小时之前在干什么?你见过这具尸体吗?) “I can tell you responsibly an hour ago that I was on the plane, and I didn\'t even have a chance to contact him. Besides, this man is a pool of rotten meat after I saw him. If you ask me if I have seen him, you must tell me his name. And what is his itinerary, is it possible that other people killed him? Why don\'t you ask me?”(我一个小时之前我可以很负责任地告诉你,我是在飞机上,连接触他的机会都没有。而且这个人我看到之后就是一摊烂肉了,你要是问我见没见过他,总得告诉我他叫什么吧。而且他的行程是什么样的,有没有可能是其它人杀的,这些你怎么都不问我?)说完,低头暗暗骂了句,“傻|逼。” “Who the hell are you! How can the case be judged so accurately! Now I\'m asking you a question. I thought you said you answered truthfully!”(你到底是什么人!怎么会对于案件有这么精准地判断!我现在是在问你问题,你不是说你如实回答吗!) “You didn\'t even give me some basic conditions. How can I answer your questions? I don\'t know anything, and I might know this person if you tell me his name, but you didn\'t even tell me his name. This is your problem.”(你连一些基本的条件都没给我我怎么回答你的问题啊!我什么都不知道,而且这个人你要是告诉我名字我没准儿能认识,但是你连名字都没告诉我这就是你的问题了。) “Jack Edward!” 戚亦寒当然知道他说的这是什么意思,于是笑了笑,对他摇了摇头,说:“There are many people with this name in the world. How do I know which one you are talking about? Are there any basic features? Tell me something?”(世界上叫这个名字的人多了去了,我怎么知道你说的是哪个?基本特征有没有?跟我说一下?) 这位警察大哥估计怎样都不会知道自己遇到了自己的同行,而且这个同行要是皮起来能把你气到吐血! “Are you sure you don\'t know this man?”(你确定你不认识这个人?) “Comrade policeman, I\'m quite sure I don\'t know this man. Besides, with so many namesake names, how do I know which one you are talking about? And police comrades, please leave me alone. This matter really has nothing to do with me. I am an ordinary civilian. If you don\'t believe it, you can check the monitoring there. In such a short time, I can\'t tamper with your monitoring in public and fair! So if you don\'t believe me, check the surveillance.”(警察同志,我十分确定我不认识这个人。何况这么多同名同姓的,我怎么知道你说的是哪个?而且警察同志你就放过我吧,这件事情跟我真的没有半点关系,我就是个普通的平民老百姓,你们要是不信的话可以去查那里的监控。这么短的时间内,我不可能在大庭广众之下光明正大地篡改你们的监控吧!所以你们要是不信我的话就去查监控。)说完,还补了一句,“On the premise that you believe me.”(在你们相信我的前提下。) 接着,那警察就找了个人对他说:“As he said, check the surveillance.”(按照他说的,去查查监控。) 随后,那人脚底抹油,跑了。
戚亦寒本以为自己可以休息一下,谁能想到那警察却又跟他说:“What is your occupation? How can you judge the case so accurately?”(你是什么职业?怎么会对案情有这么精准地判断?) 呵,案情?这还算案子?不就是死了个人么!你要是来我们Z国,加班加到深夜都是常有的事,到时候你肯定就会明白什么叫做案情了。像这样,我们都不叫做案情。戚亦寒心道。 可是心里想的是总归不能说出来的,只好对他说:“I have a friend who is a criminal policeman. But my profession is from the media.”(我有一个朋友是做刑警这职业的。不过我的职业却是自媒体。) “Is your friend ... a native of Z?”(你的朋友……是Z国人吗?) 说着说着,戚亦寒突然觉得这Z国人怎么跟以前不一样了?一个个这怎么都这么不干正事的?难道这位也还是想要“挖人”? “My friend is also from Z, but he can only be from Z.”(我朋友也是Z国人,不过他也只能是Z国人。)戚亦寒这样说,彻底把这警察的什么话题都给断了。