《评《爆米不开花》》无所事事的黑猫

1、第1章 上帝理解O

　　上帝理解OOXX的意思吗……无力扑地一百遍啊一百遍，我也公布一下，后来我在上帝死机了之后又上了一边网站，当然没有作者大大那么强大……
Me:
do you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well . We were talking about clumsiness.
Me:
are you a really man?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
you just said you are she,but now you say"i am a male"?!
God:
I don't know whether or not I am she but now me say i am a male.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
can i pass the GRE?（我随便问问的）
God:
Do you mean you and me? I will leave that judgement up to you, （靠之！）.
Me:
oh,no...
God:
Excuse me! Are you serious?
Me:
do you think i am a good girl?
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
who do you think is a good person?
God:
Dr. Wallace. :-).（有奸情啊！！！！！！！）
Me:
who is him?
God:
He is Dr. Wallace, I think.
Me:
do you know him very well?
God:
Try sending mail to [e-mail].（我没敢发，实在不敢让我拙劣的英语到外国人那里丢人现眼，大大你可以试试）