《为了二更的长评》946258

1、第1章 我觉的喜羊

　　我觉的喜羊羊配不上幻,除非他以后转变为如灰太狼等的三好丈夫^-^
不过幻好像什么家事都不会做,如此一来,幻的老公非得磨砺成家庭主男不可.
希望男主是懒羊羊,无奈他太懒,与家庭主男这四个字无关.
希望男主是灰太狼,无奈他已被红太狼抢先,女主不可能夺她狼之夫,更何况幻和红太狼关系甚好.
希望男主是王子们,无奈此文名为穿越之来到喜羊羊和灰太狼世界.
喜羊羊我觉得此羊有很有必要好好虐虐心,谁叫此羊这摸欠抽.做男主做的这摸差劲.反正轩你也是伪后妈,虐虐也没关系,正所谓小虐怡情嘛.
沸羊羊....说实话我非常非常讨厌此羊,不管是看此文前还是看此文后.四肢发达头脑简单爱出风头,又有暴力倾向,对幻又不好,干脆送给红太狼做羊肉火锅好拉.(沸羊羊的fans不要pia我,我讨厌沸羊羊就像你们也有自己讨厌的人一样)
懒羊羊很可爱,在文中也挺讨人爱滴,虽然文文是由轩你写,我无权干涉,但我做为一个读者,我还是希望你能给它一个好的结局,能够与一只好羊结为连理,共渡百年(不过羊的寿命ms很短,我在喜羊羊和灰太狼的某一级上看到了一个条幅上面写庆祝慢羊羊村长20大寿-_-|||).
美羊羊...轩,你结文的时候我们大家来次全羊宴好不?我喜欢吃刷羊肉,羊肉串,羊骨汤,羊杂汤,红焖羊肉,葱爆羊肉,烤羊肉,白切羊肉，红烧羊肉 ,羔烧羊肉，烤羊排,羊肉丸,羊肉煲,羊肉抓饭,炒羊肠,羊肉药膳,羊扒,烤全羊,羊肉拉面,孜然羊肉,芝麻羊肉,羊肉饺子,羊肉炖萝卜,羊肉熬冬瓜,石山扣羊肉,酥炸羊腩,清蒸羊肉,炒羊肉丝,羊肉炉,蝎戏羊排,沙锅散丹,炸脂盖,羊肉回头,咸柠檬炖羊肉汤,羊肉泡馍,香辣羊肉汤,原油爆羊肝,羊肉炒面片,羊肉馅饼,冬笋焖羊肉,麻辣羊肝花,碧绿羊排,辣味红酒烤羊排,咖喱羊排,铁观音烤羊排,羊排骨粉丝汤,红枣枸杞炖羊肉,扒海羊,豆浆炖羊肉(可以丰胸哦)(好吧,我承认这些菜我很多都没吃过)21世纪资料最完整的一本《清真全羊菜谱》中，也不过就记载了280种羊肉的做法。小美美你可以成为第一只一样一样试的羊羊哦!怎么样,我是不是很仁慈呀?......小美美的羊毛...就给轩织个保暖三件套好拉~~要知道,在冬天,毛衣,围巾,手套可是不可缺少的保暖圣物呢~~纯羊毛制的保暖效果应该不错吧?小美美你那羊角挺特别的....可以做羊角杯摸?说不定可以买很多钱呢~~
还有,轩,你千万千万千万千万千万千万千万千万不要加V啊,否则,否则,否则我就充值去(被pia飞).
当然,不加V是最好的啦~~
不晓得字数够不够,ms是不够....好吧,我承认我这是在扯字数.....
最后送上一堆至理废话来凑字数~~~
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虽然这篇长评文笔烂,而且有极大凑字数嫌疑(是本来就是!)但这是我的第一篇长评,以请轩努力的二更吧~~~