至此全文完结（撒花好像并不适合这个场合……sad）
原作者的notes以及对照译文。link就不放啦！（以下部分括号中是我我我的发言！仅代表自己）
First written for Blogathon 2007, during my Grindeldore for Goats campaign; later revised and expanded with beta credit to Mattador.
This work has been translated several times over the years, and I wish I had more links on hand, but some of them were from long enough ago that they are lost in the ether. If you wish to translate, PLEASE do! <3 If you're able to add a translation as a related work on AO3, that would be great, but seriously, it's an honor to know this work is available in other languages.
Fanart though! All love to Black Adder.
最初写于2007年博客马拉松，“Grindeldore for Goats”（适合山羊群体的GGAD？）活动期间；后经修改和扩充，测试版归功于 Mattador。
这篇文章连年以来有许多翻译版本，想要集合它们全部存在相当大的难度。对于想要翻译它的人，请自由地这么做吧！（感恩！！）如果可以，在原网址把它加入到与本作有关的界面，但说真的，得知它有这么多的翻译版本，我感到很荣幸。
附上了一件粉丝的作品！（是外链，可惜失效了）感谢Black Addar。
For those wondering what the heck Blogathon is, it was a charity event that I participated in several times in the late ots, before it shut down. Stay awake for twenty-four hours, post every half hour, gather pledges to support a nonprofit of your choice. Heifer Project International has long been my pet (hurr) nonprofit, and I figured that carrying a relatively freeform piece of fanfiction in short installments would help me keep my shit together for Blogathon, and lo, it did, and I raised over $250. Yay!
FYI：博客马拉松是一个慈善活动，我在它停止活跃前曾多次参与。流程是以24小时内每半小时发一篇博客收集认捐来支持自己选择的非营利组织。长期以来，Heifer Project International一直是我所钟爱的非营利组织，并且我想，要是以短篇的形式发表一篇相对自由的同人小说，绝对能让我在博客马拉松上保持清醒。果然，嘿，我筹集到了 250 多美元。芜湖！（此上一段与本文无关；介绍了文章创作背景——24小时不间断！哇！）
Most of the literary and cultural references are obvious, but I feel compelled to point out that one of Gellert's comments ("Darling Albus, you really are a contemptible bitch, do you know that?") is almost a direct quote from Israel Regardie responding to a pan of his book by his mentor, the infamous Aleister Crowley. (Except in Regardie's case, the salutation was "Darling Alice...") Thank my boyfriend for telling me silly stories about catty occultists.
大部分被提及的文学与文化来源都很明显，不过我要指出的是盖勒特其中一句评语（“亲爱的阿不思，你得知道，你实在是个可鄙的妖艳贱货”）基本上完全是引用了Israel Regardie对他臭名远扬的导师Aleister Crowley尖刻的书评的回复（当然。那句话的主语不是阿不思）感谢我的男友告诉我这些个关于斤斤计较的神秘学者的滑稽故事。
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