《HP三十五只猫头鹰的来信（未授权自译）又名：格林德沃与邓布利多的通信集》妞子酱

27、GG-AD

　　1982年3月16日，

　　亲爱的阿不思——

　　你知道吗，你真是个卑劣的婊*子。我是说，你太伟大。真的，超越平凡无比崇高。你就是要把九层地狱都去个遍，才能明白这一切都不是你的错好吗？他妈的，你个混账玩意儿，你甚至都不明白你靠什么赢了我？

　　阿不思·珀西瓦尔·伍尔弗里克·布赖恩·邓布利多，这个世上不会有人比我更了解你。去杀掉你的黑魔王，结束这一切。清醒一点，别再自责，像你过去那样放手去搏，让整个世界都在你面前颤抖——只是这样太残忍了，对吗？可人生本就是残酷的啊。这一次，你就放下真理，认清事实吧！

　　别再对我撒谎了，老朋友。天，因为你，我现在都快笑疯了。我可是见过你边跳舞边脱光自己衣服、哀求我干你的人哪——当然，你这一生从未那样求过人吧，你个自负的白痴——就算你骗得了所有人，你也骗不过我。

　　去消灭伏地魔吧，之后告诉我你是怎么赢的。认清你自己。别再他妈的讲胡话了，也让你的猫头鹰省省事儿。

　　盖勒特·格林德沃

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　　March 16th, 1982

　　Darling Albus--

　　You really are a contemptible bitch, do you know that? I mean, that's magnificent. That really is. Over the top. Beyond the pale. When in all nine hells are you going to learn that it isn't all about your guilt? Verdammter Schweinhund, don't you even remember why you won our duel?

　　I know more of you than anyone else in the world, Albus P.W.B. Dumbledore. Go kill your Dark Lord and get it over with. Stop blaming yourself and be brilliant, like you used to be, fly free, let the world tremble before you--except that would mean cruelty, wouldn't it? But every moment of your life is cruelty. Set down truth for once and admit it!

　　You don't have to lie to me, old friend. Oh, I'm laughing so hard at you right now. I've had you stripped and bound and begging me to bugger you--well, as much as you ever begged anyone in your life, you vain fool--of all people, you don't have to lie to me.

　　Do away with Voldemort. Tell me why you won. Admit what you are. Or bloody well stop this nonsense and save your owls the trouble.

　　Gellert Grindelwald

作者有话说

　　内心OS：我是心疼你啊，知不知道！！
敲黑板：
九层地狱：指《神曲》里古罗马诗人维吉尔引导但丁游历的、惩罚生前罪人的地方。