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5、上钩了 ...

  •   我感到有3个人在跟踪我,顿时一个计划出现在我脑中.我走往一个竹林的深处.

      我唱起了王心凌的"第一次爱的人"(英文版)

      Well I wonder could it be
      When I was dreaming about you baby
      You were dreaming of me
      Call me crazy
      Call me blind
      To still be suffering is stupid after all of this time

      Did I lose my love to someone better
      And does she love you like I do
      I do, you know I really really do

      Well hey
      So much I need to say
      Been lonely since the day
      The day you went away

      So sad but true
      For me there's only you
      Been crying since the day
      the day you went away

      I remember date and time
      September twenty second
      Sunday twenty five after nine
      In the doorway with your case
      No longer shouting at each other
      There were tears on our faces

      And we were letting go of something special
      Something we'll never have again
      I know, I guess I really really know

      Why do we never know what we've got till it's gone
      How could I carry on the day you went away
      Cause I've been missing you so much I have to say

      唱完后我用'柳飘絮'飞上一根竹竿上坐着等待着他们的到来.他们三个来了后我对他们说:"请问三位跟着小女子干什么?"

      慕容冰"请问姑娘跟制作夜泪毒的人是什么关系?"

      "就因为这个吗?"慕容冰;"是的""好吧,我是制作夜泪毒的人~~~的朋友的朋友的表姐的表妹的朋友的弟弟的哥哥的朋友的师傅的孩子的朋友....."

      慕容冰"请问姑娘说完了吗?"慕容冰头上明显有几跟青筋.

      "还有最后一句拉,那就是前面说的纯属虚构."

      "扑通""扑通""扑通"有三个物体摔倒的声音."好了,不跟你们闹了,其实我就是制作夜泪毒的人."风傲龙"请问姑娘为什么把天下第一的夜泪毒给别人,让那些人去祸害好人."

      我从竹竿上飞到了风傲龙旁边对他说:"哼,说起来都怪那死老头,我只是不小心炸了他13个山洞,把他留了10年的胡子不小心的给烧掉了.....(以下省略10000字)他就把我研制的3种毒药给偷偷拿出去了,夜泪就是其中之一."

      风傲龙三人擦了擦头上的一滴汗,风傲龙说"这么说不是姑娘做的,是那个老头做的?"
      我说"是啊,我是请清白白的哦.""好了,你们3个跟踪我不就会是问这些没有营养的问题吧!"

      龙天剑"我要跟你比赛.""我为什么要跟你比.""因为.....""这样吧,我们来打赌,你输了你就做我的跟班1个月,我输了你就随便提一个要求,怎么样,敢不敢?"

      "赌就赌,你说比什么吧.""就比武功吧.喂你们两个有什么事啊!""我...""我...""你们来不来?"我说."我来.""我来."

      '哈哈.三个帅哥都上钩了,哈哈,你们就等着做我的跟班吧.哦哈哈哈哈哈~!~!"

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