《救救那只中二病！》surplus

5、第四章：都是智障！

　　约一小时四十八分二十六秒之后，莱恩斯拖着安罗艺重新出现在教室里。
　　听说，他已经成功转学过来，加入了我们这个高二（E）班的大集体。
　　至于为什么是将安罗艺拖过来的呢？
　　因为对方流了太多的鼻血已经晕了！
　　“嘿，以后我们就是同学了，请多多指教。”莱恩斯走过来，握住我的手。
　　“喂！我才是你的人！你和她套什么近乎！”
　　原本在地上躺尸的安罗艺突然跳起，大吼一声。
　　“……”莱恩斯瞬间陷入沉默，脸色由红变白，又由白变青。
　　“别理她，她脑子有坑——进水了！”我作出反应。
　　“此话怎讲？”他问我。
　　“就是智障！”我说道。
　　“哈哈，是啊。”他笑笑，冷不丁地拍上我的腰。
　　我一愣，然后瞬间一巴掌呼过去！
　　安罗艺瞬间从一旁扑过来又抓又咬，活脱脱地像一个疯子。
　　莱恩斯赶忙拉着我避开，安罗艺也因此一头撞到了墙上。
　　不过，也就是因为这小小的变故，我成功地被莱恩斯压倒在了地上。
　　“你给我滚！”我毫不留情地挥出拳头直击他的人中穴。
　　哪知，他眼疾手快地阻止了我，笑道：“不要动手，会疼。好啦！我有事情，别忘了来我的宿舍玩哦！等你哦！”
　　期间，毫不留情地往我腰上掐了一把，然后……
　　跳窗跑走了……
　　讲真，我当时很想大吼一声智障！
　　你们这些人，
　　脑袋都有坑吧！
　　……
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　　About an hour and forty eight 26 seconds later, Ryan, dragging Ann Luo Yi reappeared in the classroom.
　　Heard that, he has successfully transferred to come over, joined our school (E) class collective.
　　As for why drag Ann Luo Yi to come over
　　Because someone has too much a bloody nose dizzy!
　　"Hey, later we are classmates, please." Ryan, came and took my hand.
　　"Hello! I'm your man! What are you and she almost!"
　　Originally on the ground lay resin Ann Luo Yi suddenly jumped up and shout at top of voice.
　　"..." Lyons moments in silence, and his face by red, white, from white to blue.
　　"Don't ignore her, her brain has a pit - water!" I react.
　　"How do this words speak" He asked me.
　　"Is the intellectual disabilities!" I said.
　　"Ha ha, yes." He smiled, suddenly take on my waist.
　　I am one leng, and then breathe the past instantly slap!
　　Ann Luo Yi moment came from the side and scratch and bite, captured like a madman.
　　Ryan quickly pull I avoid, Ann Luo Yi also crashed into the wall.
　　But, that is, because of this small change, I successfully lane, on the ground.
　　"You roll for me!" I swing a fist ruthlessly hitting him.
　　Which know, he stopped me load, say with smile: "don't begin, will it hurt. Ok! I have something, don't forget to come to my dormitory to play oh! Waiting for you!"
　　During, relentlessly toward my waist choked, then...
　　Jumping ran away...
　　Speak true, I really want to shout at top of voice was mentally retarded!
　　You guys,
　　Head has a pit!
　　......