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43、第四十章：你来查家底吗？

　　一个星期后，是除夕。
　　也就是今天。
　　奈熙雅在早上五点半就过来敲了门，我懒得动，一脚将我搭档踹下床让他去。
　　然后，就听到门外传来奈熙雅的一声十分放荡的尖叫，一句：“你为什么在这！”让我的右眼皮没由来地跳了跳。
　　这么久了，我和他的关系你还分不清吗？姐！
　　无语啊！我爬下床拖着被子走到玄关处，揉揉眼睛叹道：“进来坐着吧，我再回去补个觉。”
　　“啊……阿璃……”奈熙雅明显地顿了顿：“我是不是来的有点早？”
　　“何止有点，是非常！”我打了个哈切，悠悠转身：“冰箱里有面包，你要是饿的话就吃吧。”
　　“对不起啊！”奈熙雅哈哈一笑：“我这还不是担心你吗？”
　　“担心什么。”我转过身，半眯着眼睛看着她。
　　“嗯……不是……你不是受了伤吗，又是孤男寡女的住一起，我怕出什么事啊……比如那种事啦！”
　　“哦，放心，我们一起住了十八年了啦，他不会的啦！”我挥挥手。
　　“哎？”奈熙雅歪歪头：“你多大？”
　　“十七，虚岁十八。”我再次打了个哈切。
　　“满了吗？”奈熙雅正襟危坐。
　　“十月份就满十七啦。”我挥挥手：“没事啦？我睡觉去了。”
　　“不对啊！”奈熙雅跳起来：“就算是从小和他一起，那至少还差十个月才是十八年啊！你骗我是不是！”
　　“姐！加上十个月的孕期，OK？！”我挑挑眉，长叹一声：“十个月，明白？”
　　“哦！孕期啊！十个月哈！”
　　奈熙雅笑道，随后不出所料地尖叫一声：“啥？！你妈怀胎十个月和他有什么关系？！”
　　我开始怀疑眼前这人的智商。
　　而且，姐！你这么雷人你搭档知道吗？！我是不是应该联系个记忆提升班帮你练练？
　　“你，和她讲清楚。”无奈之下，我将西文槿一把揪了过来：“好好洗洗她的脑！”
　　“啊……哦。”
　　“……”说真的，我感觉他明显的心里没谱——这事我也没遇到过，而且我解除伪装身份了的好吗？！
　　你眼瞎啊！
　　奈熙雅也逼过来了，仰天大呼一声‘扑通’一声跪下了……
　　“告诉我！”奈熙雅一嗓子喊过去，高度堪比安罗艺。
　　我脑仁疼。
　　一脸黑线啊！
　　……
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　　After a week, is New Year\'s eve.
　　Which is today.
　　Nai xian ya came and knocked on the door at 5:30 in the morning, I\'m too lazy to move, the foot will partner I trod down the bed to let him go.
　　Then, they heard nai city outside of a very dissolute shriek, 1: \"why are you in here!\" Let my right eyelid jumped without origin.
　　So long, the relationship between he and I are you still confused Elder sister!
　　Speechless! I climbed out of bed, dragging a quilt to porch place, rubbing his eyes sighed: \"sitting in it, I go back to fill a sleep.\"
　　\"Glass o............\" Nai xian ya obviously paused: \"I come a little earlier\"
　　\"More than a little, is very much!\" I made a cut, leisurely turn: \"there\'s bread in the fridge, if you\'re hungry you eat.\"
　　\"Sorry!\" Nai xian ya ha ha a smile: \"it is not I worry you\"
　　\"What fear.\" I turned around and looked at her half a narrowing her eyes.
　　\"Well... not... you\'re not injured you, and live solitary needing a woman, I am afraid of what ah... like that!\"
　　\"Oh, rest assured, we lived together for 18 years, he won\'t!\" I waved.
　　\"Ah\" Nai xian ya curled her head: \"how old are you\"
　　\"Seventeen, nominal age 18. I once again made a cut.
　　\"Full\" Nai xian ya sit.
　　\"Will be filled with 17 in October.\" I waved a hand: \"nothing\'s wrong I went to sleep.\"
　　\"No!\" Nai xian ya jump up: \"even as a child with him, that is at least ten months is eighteen years! You lie to me!\"
　　\"Elder sister! Plus ten months of pregnancy, OK!\" I picked his eyebrows, with a sigh: \"ten months, understand\"
　　\"Oh!! Pregnancy for ten months!\"
　　Nai xian ya laughs, then predictably with a scream: \"what! Your mother pregnant for ten months have anything to do with him!\"
　　I began to suspect that this man\'s IQ.
　　Moreover, elder sister! So shocking you partner you know ! Should I contact a memory improvement seminars to help you practice
　　\"You, and her clear.\" In desperation, I will es park a pull up: \"wash well of her head!\"
　　\"Oh... oh.\"
　　\"...\" To be honest, I feel his apparent heart sounds - I didn\'t also met, and I remove camouflage identity !
　　You blind!
　　Nai xian ya force, also face upwards cried a \'pluff knelt down with a...
　　\"Tell me!\" Nai xian jas. His voice in the past, highly comparable Luo Yi Ann.
　　I have a sore amygdala.
　　A face of black line!
　　......