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　　Many years ago ,there are a snake .a pig and a dog living in forest .They enjoyed themselves .
　　Over the time ,miss snake grows up and know her parents killed by a man .She fells very angry ,then decided to killed the man .But Mr. Pig and Mr. Dog don’t agree .
　　One day , Mr. Pig and Mr. Dog to “buy” food .Miss snake feels time coming .So ,she changed her into a pretty women .Then ,she came to the man’s house .
　　Mr. Pig and Mr. Dog came back ,but they don’t find miss snake .They both change them into handsome boys ,they go to city to look for miss snake .
　　When miss snake see the handsome man who was killed her parents .And look up down .
　　The man look at the girl with confused .And says “oh ,my god .what a beautiful girl .My dear .May I invite you to my house to see the beautiful scenery .”
　　“Yes , please !”she answered .
　　In the house .
　　They talk about life ,scenery ,demaicg and so on .Miss snake forgives pardon him .And lives with him .They have a good time ,and funning life .

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　　Robber
　　One day ,a robber wanted to rob a farm .On his way to the farm ,he met a snake with green and black .The snake circled the tree ,he said it ‘you can’t eat me ,can you ?”Then he drugged it ,it was daraing die .He continued his way happly singing .He stopped ,a pig in front of him .it was fat ,strong .He didn’t know what to do .He brought out his XX ,but the pig waked towards him ,because of his hair is orange .The man huring to run .When he amied at the farm ,there is rcone ,He smiled .He came into the house ,when he begin to take something ,suddly ,a dog came in ,The robber shocked ,after a while ,all of the dogs came .The robber ran quickly ,but family was circled by the dogs .the oener of farm set him to the police .

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