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“哥哥，今天是你和我的生日呢。”香草笑道，“今天，我邀请了手鞠姐姐和堪九朗哥哥”香草对我爱罗说，“香草……”“哥哥，我要做一个大大的蛋糕，是水果味的”“我说……”“我要唱生日歌，还要做许多好吃的”“额……”“棒棒糖要吗”“我想说……”我爱罗看准孔隙，连忙说。香草用可怜兮兮的眼光，咬着小手帕，泪汪汪的说“这个建议不好吗(┬＿┬)”
我爱罗心一软，便答应了。“小姐，您的任务”一个沙忍突然跳出来对香草说，抬起头看见的是一双冒火的眼睛，那个杀忍（A），额头冒出了好几条黑线，滴下了N滴汗水。A正在干笑中，香草用一种灰常灰常温柔的声音对他说，“A，我交给你一个任务，只许成功，不许失败，去沙漠里找水源吧”说完一脚把A踹飞。
（●０●，你未免也太暴力了吧，by作者。“有吗”莫女主角笑得很无辜，“没有吗”“让你见识一下，什么是真正的暴力”作者被虐，惨不忍睹！！！！！！！！)
“哥哥，我又做什么吗”香草一边种花，一边说道，“没有，我家小妹十分乖巧”我爱罗笑得灰常温柔，“嘿嘿”
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香草一边吃冰激淋一边说“父亲大人要吃吗”，风影拿了一块刚要咬下去，便瞬间倒下，口吐白沫，“╮(╯▽╰)╭，谁叫你吃呢”
我爱罗‘深情款款’对着夜叉丸说“你的形象，你帅呆了，酷毙了，简直无法比喻了，你头顶锅盖手拎白菜，总以为自己是东方不败，其实你是傻瓜二代”夜叉丸两眼一番气晕了。
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香草清了清嗓子，对我爱罗他们说“我给各位唱首歌Ohh wooaah (3x)
You know you love me,I know you care
You shout whenever, And I'll be there
You want my love, You want my heart
And we will never ever ever be apart
Are we an item Girl quit playing
Were just friends, Or are we saying
So theres another one, Looks right in my eyes
My first love broke my heart for the first time,
And I was like
Baby, baby, baby nooo
My baby, baby, baby noo
My baby, baby, baby nooo
I thought youd always be mine mine
Baby, baby, baby nooo
My baby, baby, baby noo
My baby, baby, baby nooo
I thought youd always be mine, oh oh
For you, I would have done whatever
Another chance and we, We get together
And wanna play it cool, About loosin'you
I'll buyyou anything, I'll buyyou any ring
And i'm in piece , baby fix me
And you'll shake me til'you wake me from this bad dream
Im going down, down, dooown
And just can't believe my first love won't be around
Baby, baby, baby nooo
Baby, baby, baby nooo
My baby, baby, baby noo
My baby, baby, baby nooo
I thought youd always be mine
When i was 13 i had my first love
Here was nobody to compare my baby
And nobody came between us or could ever come above
She had me goin crazy
Oh i was starstruck.
She woke me up daily dont need no starbucks
She made my heart pound
Asking for a beat when i see her in the street
And in the school on the playground
But i really wanna see her on the weekends
She knows she got me dazy
Cause she was so amazing and now my heart is breaking
But i just keep on sayin
Baby, baby, baby nooo
My baby, baby, baby noo
My baby, baby, baby nooo
I thought youd always be mine x2
Now Im all gone”
我爱罗惊讶的发现，香草他竟然是一个这么厉害的人。“接下来我给大家讲几个小笑话：不到长城非好汉，到了长城吧，好汉不吃眼前亏；不撞南墙不回头，撞了南墙吧，墙倒又被众人推；不到黄河心不死，到了黄河吧，跳进黄河洗不清！烦恼不会止，最紧要开心。
乌龟受伤了，找好朋友蜗牛去买药。过了2个小时，蜗牛还没回来。乌龟急了骂道：“这小子再不回来老子就死了！”这时门外传来了蜗牛的声音：“你再说老子不去了！”
大家都哈哈大笑起来，一脸宠爱的望着香草，不知明天还会不会那么快乐。
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