《追忆似雪年华》孙鱼

5、峥嵘岁月的光辉对峙

　　公元SB年，汴京举行了第一届群龙之受副本测试。
　　被后人称为北宋群虫团的戚少商、孙青霞、天下第七、狄飞惊、吴其荣、詹别野、朱月明等等济济一堂。
　　那一日，戚少商在一个小姑娘的手里买了一朵花，到手后特别用鼻子嗅了一嗅，感觉到春天迫近了，不由地心神荡漾地感叹了一句：“啊~真想把这朵花儿亲手戴在小关关头上啊~~”没说完又一手扶额自嘲地说，“突然就说出了这种欠扁的话呢~~真是不好意思啊哈，啊哈哈哈~”。
　　显然他没发觉自己身后正站着一个影子，鬼影般的人。
　　等他发现的时候显然已经太迟，天下第七正阴森着他那张好似被秋霜打过的茄子一样诡异干瘪的脸，目光冷冷地盯着戚少商的脊梁，看得后者一阵寒战。
　　“啊~~第七什么时候站在我身后的。难道刚才的话也被他听到了吗？”
　　“是啊，听到了哦！”仿佛能听见对方心声似的，天下第七好整以暇地回答。
　　戚少商QAQ。
　　“他不会是想说出去吧？别说啊~小天~不然我打你哦~”他觉得自己快要哭了。
　　“会说出去的哦！”天下第七笑的就像腌茄子上开出了一朵焉了的小白花。
　　戚少商~~QAQ~~。
　　“等、等一下，我可是副本的玩家啊，想推倒boss什么的，到底有啥不好意思的啊！不就是个boss吗，完全没觉得有什么不对嘛！这是我们团的共同目标啊！”
　　这时天下第七突然一个纵身跳到了戚少商的身前，双臂举起大声疾呼：“团里的团外的打酱油撸过的各位~~这位白衣如雪拈花微笑的月光女神戚少商样啊，刚才非常自信地说要推倒boss给他戴小红花哦，副本全团队的MT非他莫属了有木有……”
　　戚少商没办法，一拳下去，“我叫你闭嘴啊！”
　　“尼玛的，混蛋包子，老子跟你没完。”天下第七扭捂着鼻子痛苦地蹲下了。
　　下面进入谈判阶段。
　　“那么，你要怎样才肯替我保守秘密呢？”
　　“你在下次三合楼谈判前，对雷姑娘说这句话——”
　　第七自怀中掏出一张A4纸：“到了三合楼谈判那一天，你当着雷姑娘的面把这篇稿子朗诵出来……”
　　I was so silly, really.I only know that when the snow beast in the rain there is no food to eat, to the village to; I do not know what will be the spring. I opened doors on the early morning together, with small baskets Shing a basket beans, A Yang told us sitting on the threshold to stripping beans. He is a very obedient, I listened to the sentence; He then. I was in the house firewood You meters, the meters under the pot, steam beans. I called A Yang, and should not, I see out, I saw beans spreading in a way that we had not had the A Mao. He is not with other vacation; around to a question, really not. I was annoyed, the central people find out. until the next day to find descendants went to the rain, Chai saw stabbed with a GUI on his make trouble for somebody. Everyone said, worse, if it was a wolf. re-established; he scored lying in grass nest, Stomach gave the five organs have to eat the air, hands still tightly briefcase their plots small basket....
　　戚少商：“丫丫个呸！”